Cultist Simulator is driving me a bit mad
Ok cult

I don't know if I like that Cultist Simulator is in my life. It's been in my life rather a lot, you see. My weekend and the past couple of evenings have vanished into a culty hole where hours disappear in a dribble of barely significant events that nonetheless leave me in a stupor, clicking and waiting and clicking and waiting in the vain hope that I'll find or figure out something to do next. I think I might love it, but I think it might also be boring as fuck.
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