Gamescom 2018

No, you're not hallucinating. Or ARE YOU?

Extreme extra-whooshy mouse action!

Get settled down once more. These games are slow.

Games a a service? It's all Greek to me.

Full speed ahead?

Now with slightly less Penal action.

Lads lads lads!

Big expansions, free? The Seal of Approval claps.

Here be Gerblins.

Oh rats!

If you've any bones left, it's not Trials.

Bloody? Yes. Gory? Yes. Edgy? Not at all.

Yes, the trailer uses Ride of The Valkyries.

And I have this idiot trapped inside my head? Oh no

I mean, sure

Hang out, is that mech carrying an axe? THAT MECH HAS AN AXE

Ooh! It's good to see Supermassive bring spookshows to PC

Yeehaw!

Ooh those particles

Or earlier if you give EA money - don't do that

Awoooooo!

Expect a neverending series of gut punches.

You'll never see the ninja, but you'll know when.

A little later than planned...

Choose your own adventure

All work and some play

Duck, duck, pig

Shoeing the VR goose?

Blobby blobby blobby

Escaping the grind

Keep 'em peeled

We have the clearance

One cool customer

A twenty minute misadventure

Where is my mind?

In space, no one can hear you dream

Stand up straight

Did you know octopuses have three hearts?

Birkin with convention

Bear with me, children

Based on what we saw at Gamescom

One TUF customer