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Total Warhammer 3 without touching grass: Noctilus accidentally looks up 'avast' in the dictionary
Zombies love me, fish fear me.
Captain Fleas the lip-licking monkey
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Conquering Total War: Warhammer 3 as a pirate with a pathological aversion to ever touching grass
Born to plunder. World is an ocean. 410,757,864,530 dead elves.