Windows 10 games

The Gears begin to turn.

Including Metro Exodus

They go up diddley up-up!

Oh you better believe this is rumour

Come on in, the water's only slightly haunted!

I'm every Xbox, it's all in me

Zoom zoom

No, I will never stop saying 'skellingtons'

So long, jerkboxes

Honk honk

From Hell's LITERAL heart, I stab at thee

I'd ask you not to scratch the paint, but...

Cross skulls with some cross bones.

A slightly tarnished Halo

Gear... gear never changes

Good ol' Blighty

I'm just melting on the inside

Oh la la

This isn't even surprising by now...

A small fantasy

Going to need a bigger boat

Details and dates for The Hungering Deep

Sod 2

A rotten list

Two go mad in the country