4K Is My Line In The Sand

I don't care about 4K. That probably reads like grumpy old manism, in my day we had 640x480 CRTs that irradiated our eyeballs and we were happy and all that, but no, you've got to understand: I'm a despicable gadget freak, despite constant, haunting awareness that the only thing that would really make me feel better about life would be a few weeks living in a forest.