A trailer for Session did not make me buy the PlayStation Classic
How dare you

The PlayStation Classic is a stupid gizmo. A plastic box the size of a 56k modem with none of the charisma. It comes with 20 games pre-installed, most of which are rubbish. Jumping Flash? Please. I have sworn never to buy this tiny grey cuboid of disappointment.
Then I saw a trailer for skateboarding game Session, which is coming to early access next month. My brain suffered several spasms, and my vision erupted with hundreds of low-poly Tony Hawks doing kickflips.
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