All Hail 'Hitman: Subtitle'

Morning, giggles. How's every little thing? To start you off for the new week, let's have a good old belly-laugh at leaked marketing materials for the mysterious Hitman: Absolution. Or, as these presumably work in progress box covers (via Kotaku) claim it's called, "Hitman: Subtitle." Y'know what, I'd have bought extra copies if it really was called that. There's an honesty to it. "The bit after the colon doesn't mean anything but people expect it - just put any old melodramatic guff in there." So Hitman: Subtitle it must officially remain on RPS, forever. Coming up next - Red Faction: Sequel.