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AngryGamerNerdDadGeekRants reviews: Sonic Mania

I bought the new fuckin' Sonic the Hedgerat game for Nintendo Switch now available for Nintendo Switch from Best Buyz click the link below for more details yo, and those sellout muthas in the MSM told me it was gonna rule! Because Sonic, man! He's blue and he wears fuckin' shoes man. What hedgehog wears shoes, haha, that's crazy, yo. This shit's comin' out on PC any day now, now available from Best Buyz click the link, yeah, but today I'm talking about the Nintendos one and let me tell ya, pals - it sucks.

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