Artifact supports banter now but nobody cares except me
Barkifact
Artifact has its teeth in me. I've played hours of it nearly every night since my review, when I questioned how much longer I'd keep playing. I think it's tricked my brain into thinking it's Slay The Spire.
But forget about that. I'm here to complain about how nobody responds to my teasing.
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