Do you want chips (in your brain?)

Let's say that, hypothetically, you could stick an implant in your brain that greatly enhances your memory. Let's also imagine the implant is perfectly safe, and comes with a host of other minor benefits like improving the taste of foods you don't like, and making your farts smell like raspberries.

If you're not eagerly imagining your raspberry-scented future, I'd love to know why.