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Games I would not let that little baby bitch Mark Zuckerberg win at

Do not test me, Marcus

A screenshot of Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg in the metaverse
Image credit: Meta

An audio book of Sarah Wynn Williams' Careless People accompanied my mopping up map markers in Assassin's Creed Shadows last week. It was a good listen! A bit of self mythologizing, allegedly some blind spots, some retrod ground, but it kept me interested; the right mix of entertained and horrified.

A smarter writer might springboard this tale of an ex-Facebook/Meta employee's revelations about her former company's greed, hypocrisy, and clumsiness into a valuable and insightful piece about the games industry's place in this disconcerting technocracy...

Anway, did you know that everyone in Meta's inner circle is absolutely terrified of beating Mark Zuckerberg at the board game Settlers of Catan because he'll just accuse them of cheating anyway, so they all let him win? Lol. Lmao. What a damp loo roll. What a lime flavoured melted jelly baby bitch. Here are some games I definitely wouldn't let him win at.

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Nic Reuben is secretly several Skaven in a trenchcoat that have somehow developed a predilection for weird fiction, onion bhajis, RPGs, FPS, Immersive Sims, FromSoftware titles and Strategy Games that tell emergent stories.