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In A Nanny State: Goat Simulator Alpha

GOATY

Firstly: this a tech demo that's right now is basically just for fun, rather than marking an abrupt change of direction for Sanctum devs Coffee Stain Studios.

Secondly: awwwwww. Hope they wind up doing something with it anyway.

Thirdly: GOAT SIMULATOR.

And also, more goatily, this:

Goats are dicks, man.

Basically it's Just Cause with a goat. And there is nothing whatsoever unhappy about that sentence.

Things to know:

1) it's made in Unreal Engine 3
2) "We're just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP, calm yourselves journalists", but "it is a *real* game, we made it. It's just that it's not finished and we don't have any particular plans with it."
3) Follow this chap if you want regular updates about where this is going.

Please. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease make this, and release it. Otherwise I'll eat your laundry.

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Alec Meer: Ancient co-founder of RPS. Long gone. Now mostly writes for rather than about video games.
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