Guild Wars 2's Festive Nightmare Winter Fear Balloon

We Earthpeople might face abject terror each Christmas when a supernatural fat man dressed in red tries to stuff himself down all our chimneys at once, but spare a thought for the denizens of Tyria, who must face being given things they don't want or need by a nightmarish airship (pictured). The Guild Wars 2 site explains this impending abomination in their precis for the "Wintersday" event which will take place between December 14th and January 3rd: "This year the city of Lion’s Arch will host the asuran Toymaker Tixx as their special Wintersday guest of honor. Before Tixx arrives in Lion’s Arch in his massive airship toy workshop, he’ll visit every major city in Tyria to deliver Wintersday toys and holiday cheer."

Brr.