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How many hobbits does it take to kill a mammoth?

It is more than one

In Steve Hogarty's latest premature evaluation, he ascertained that it's totally worth simulating accurate battles in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. One question, though, was left unacceptably ignored.

How many hobbits does it take to kill a mammoth?

To make sure the mammoth was comfortable, I simulated each battle in its natural habitat.

One hobbit cannot kill a mammoth.

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Ten hobbits cannot kill a mammoth.

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One hundred hobbits cannot kill a mammoth.

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Two hundred hobbits cannot kill a mammoth (though they can kill my framerate).

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Two hundred and thirty?

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Job's a goodun.

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Matt Cox: Once the leader of Rock Paper Shotgun's Youth Contingent, Matt is an expert in multiplayer games, deckbuilders and battle royales. He occasionally pops back into the Treehouse to write some news for us from time to time, but he mostly spends his days teaching small children how to speak different languages in warmer climates.
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