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I'm starting to worry I'll never be graced by the Ultimate Gaming Experience

Never

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Each day, I am met with a new reminder that the Ultimate Gaming Experience will forever elude me. I'm fucking distraught over it, I tell you.

How can six products of the same type all offer the Ultimate Gaming Experience? I can't use six mice. I own a mouse. It's cheap, ergonomic, and I like it. Yet, as it made no promise to deliver the Ultimate Gaming Experience, I must conclude that it does not.

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Nic Reuben is secretly several Skaven in a trenchcoat that have somehow developed a predilection for weird fiction, onion bhajis, RPGs, FPS, Immersive Sims, FromSoftware titles and Strategy Games that tell emergent stories.