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Resident Evil 7: the texts are coming from inside the house

Messages from the family

Last week, my phone buzzed just as I was getting ready to go to bed. “FUCK OFF GRANDMA”, the text said. I replied, “lol, what has she done now?” A few seconds later, “she's just there”. “she's just there”.

My sister is playing Resident Evil 7 [official site] and updating me on her progress in small bursts of anger and fear, and it is great.

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