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Slay The Spire has thrown my priorities out of whack

The only way is up

For nearly all of the 237 hours I have spent playing Slay The Spire so far, I have ignored a certain chunk of it. Once you've successfully completed a run as every character, you start finding pieces of a weird triangle. They do not come cheap. Each key requires a sacrifice: you need to pick one up rather than rest and regain health, turn down a tasty relic, and fight an extra-tough boss. I know that these keys open up a secret area that comes after you squish the final boss, but I have never seen it. I doubt I ever will.

I am too busy climbing up stupid meaningless ascension ranks.

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Matt Cox: Once the leader of Rock Paper Shotgun's Youth Contingent, Matt is an expert in multiplayer games, deckbuilders and battle royales. He occasionally pops back into the Treehouse to write some news for us from time to time, but he mostly spends his days teaching small children how to speak different languages in warmer climates.
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