Slightly Better Duke Nukem Forever Footage

A recent presentation of Duke Nukem Forever to an audience in Amsterdam has been glimpsed by the electronic eye of the internet, and now cannot be forgotten. The clip is introduced and narrated by Gearbox's Randy Pitchford, and it shows Duke looking in fine shape after his recent ill health. There's some shooting! There are quips! In first-person! There's also some footage of more esoteric features, such as emptying Duke's bladder, drawing on a whiteboard and... is that a crudely drawn penis? It is. Watch the events as they unfolded, below.