Starfield names list: All 1011 names VASCO can say

What are all the Starfield names that VASCO can say? If you're gearing up for a new Starfield playthrough ahead of the Shattered Space expansion, it's handy to have a list of all the names VASCO can say before completing the character creation.

Similar to Codsworth in Fallout 4, VASCO has a list of names he is programmed to call you. In other words, your robot companion VASCO will say your name at various points throughout the game, with hilarious results if you pick from the rude or funnier options. If you don't pick one of these names, VASCO will simply call you 'Captain'.

This is a lovely extra layer of immersion that Bethesda has been known to implement in their recent RPGs. Whether you're looking to see if your own name can be spoken by VASCO, or you just want to see what the funniest, silliest, and rudest possible names are that VASCO can say, you've come to the right place. Below you can find the full Starfield names list containing all 1011 names that VASCO can say.

Funniest Starfield names VASCO can say

If you're looking to get a chuckle out of every encounter you have with Starfield's lovable robot VASCO, then below are the names to pick. Bethesda evidently had some fun when putting together the above list, because there are quite a few rude names that VASCO can say.

• Assface
• Bastard
• Boob
• Boobie
• Boobies
• Bulger
• Capable
• Captain
• Cherrybomb
• Cock
• Death
• Dick
• Dong
• Dragon
• Erectus
• Ferret
• Fragile
• Fuck
• Fucker
• Fuckface
• Furiosa
• Fury
• Goose
• Humongous
• Humungus
• Imperator
• Monster
• Morgue
• Muck
• Mudguts
• Nasty
• Nipple
• Optical
• Orgasmo
• Picard
• Princess
• Psycho
• Puma
• Python
• Rockatansky
• Sex
• Sexy
• Slaughter
• Slit
• Spider
• Tit
• Tittie
• Titties
• Willy

You absolute children, Bethesda.

Starfield names list: All names VASCO can say

In the table below you'll find the full list of all 1011 names that VASCO can say in Starfield. Use the search field at the top of the table to search for a particular name!

If you're still struggling for inspiration or want a perfect blend of the above names, u/gonzogambler on Reddit has made a name generator specifically for Starfield. Additionally, if you're not averse to mods, SkinnyPig2 has made a mod that allows VASCO to recognise multiple spellings of names. This is handy if your name has appeared on the above list but spelt wrong and you wish to use it anyway.

So that's that: all 1,011 Starfield names that VASCO is programmed to say. Presumably you're at the start of your Starfield journey if you're still naming your character, so why not also check out our beginner's guides on the best Starfield backgrounds, best Starfield traits, and best Starfield skills to get early on? If you're looking for love, then also check out our guide on the Starfield romance options to find out which companions you can woo. We've also got handy lists of all Starfield Item IDs and the Starfield console commands and cheats.