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The fifth RPS 2021 Christmas Cracker

Genuinely really enjoy this one

Every year our clone forms degrade, and Katharine spends the winter break copying each consciousness into a new body. Don't worry: we can't feel a thing! Since our new forms are still coming online from their time spent in the primordial flesh soup vat of the RPS Treehouse, we can't post over Christmas, so we've prepared some Christmas Cracker jokes instead! You can help fund the research into longer-lasting clone bodies with the RPS supporter program.

Now, time to enjoy your nice joke!

Q: Which game involves taking a spirit-guide on a magical journey to find a whole grain with excellent health benefits?

A:Quinoa: Bridge Of Spirits.

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