They've Flown: We Have No Aion Beta Keys

We do not have a handful of Aion beta keys to give out, because we sent them all off. You can't get any now, even by emailing us, because they're all gone. Any Aion beta-key begging correspondence will now be fed to the bile worms. I've edited this post instead of removing it, so you all know what's going on. If you've not received anything by now then you didn't get a key, sorry!