Object-ive review: proof of death trinkets
Bring me Flavor Flav's watch so I may know the deed is done
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Welcome back. I see you're carrying a box of my hated rival's favourite supermarket brand chocolate cereal. Thus, I have no choice but to conclude that the dark deed is done. Also, I promise not to chase you down for my 50 gold back when I see my hated rival alive and well in the cereal aisle next week.
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